blue teeth

Dear Palm,



As much as I love the idea of wireless synchronization and the fuss-free ideal of being able to update and backup a device without having to plug anything in, that dream is broken when it takes literal hours.

Also, could you not make synchronization cradles that break for no apparent reason? And could you support the devices you manufacture for more than a couple of years?



Thanks none,

Aaron

Nice She Ain't

'Yes, the art of sabotage. It's practised every day in the suburbs. But few do it as well as Bree Hodge. Or, as politely.'

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is there really a need to report the PSI level when it's at twenty-six?

notes from a hospital, part three

i don't understand how 'Violence In Iraq' can still be a news heading. there's a frickin' occupation going on there. of course there's going to be violence.

notes from a hospital, part two

Dear CNA,



I have a hard time believing ANY of these fungi improves the appetite.



That's all,

Aaron

notes from a hospital, part one

doesn't anyone ever wonder why on earth they bother obtaining sketches or other illustrations of court proceedings?

we get the idea that cameras are not allowed inside. you have footage and pictures of the defendants and plaintiff before and after the proceedings.

what are the bloody scrawlings for?

also, it takes a special kind of idiot to go for an appointment at a government hospital and not bring anything along to wait and pass time with.

oh well, it was good while it lasted.

and now, why Nokia doesn't allow their phones to be called 'phones'. if you can't make it out, the screen says '-Calculator- Insert SIM card'. and yes, of course, there is actually a SIM in it.

my new Nokia

the Nokia 8850 blacked out. the screen illumination flickers and the screen itself occasionally blanks when pressure is applied to the top bits of the phone. unable to afford Nokia Care, i've taken it down several notches to this Nokia 2100.

it's much less purple in real life. it's in the Gadget Pillow picture, if you don't believe me.

go-go Gadget Pillow!

this is how my pillow looks, right now. it's most (not all) of the small electronic goods i own.

'i have eight million dollars.'

Dear Grey's Anatomy,



why do you bother having a theme song if you're never going to play it?

why do you start to suck so much and then suddenly get a little bit better, but still not enough for me to stop feeling like i'm wasting my time?

why do you make George so utterly sad?



No Love,

Aaron.

my new phone

for real this time, people---i am broke, and my phone line got suspended 'cause i can't pay it, y'all. and for some reason this is the only phone i own in which my prepaid card will work properly in. besides, you don't think i would seriously use the Nokia 2100 full-time, do you?

those of y'all who don't have my prepaid card number can call or text me at my usual number; for now my postpaid line is still accepting incoming communications.

balance

life, i believe, is about balance.

i had a very crappy night, but i finished it with a perfect grilled cheese sandwich. that balances things out.

i was using my prepaid card in a crappy pink/purple Nokia 2100, and the SIM stopped working. i stuck the SIM into a silver Nokia 8850, and it jumped right back to life. 

my family is crazy. as am i, if you believe everything that's said about me.

balance.

Desperate Surgeons

can someone explain to me why i watch Grey's Anatomy? because i have no idea why. 

get fresh with Be Fresh!

i think this is pretty much self-explanatory. 

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Divert On Line 1

oh, how i love those words.

it's exam season

it's guaranteed to be a little crazy.

unfortunately, i already am crazy, a little or otherwise.

procrastination makes it happen

i should be writing, not blogging.

systematic samaria (oxymoron)

my sister, no matter what she tells you, is not systematic.

that's all.

Bimbos Listen To Xtina

and, now, she's just asked me how to spell "Aguilera".

Bimbos Listen To Yellowcard

this is my sister trying not to look outraged at me saying that bimbos listen to Yellowcard.

i said that because she didn't get the references in the title of one of their songs. specifically, "Martin Sheen Or JFK".

you might be able to see that she's smiling in the photo. she claims that she is not, she is merely playing with her teeth.

yes.

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hi everyone

all of you most of you are LOSERS, FUCK OFF PLEASE. THAT'S ALL.

LaMY

there mine goes. i hate my life.

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One summer, a suicide.

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Like a cloud, his fingers explode.

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The Fray sucks.

the devil wears moleskine, part five

five times. wow. and maybe a sixth, too, if it continues to screen. and maybe a seventh, to round out the number.

i'd like to write more, but i'm not going to.

silver sliver

the Chinese office of the company my aunt works for gave her this silver Motorola SLVR L7 to use when she's in China. it replaces the black Motorola RAZR V3 she misplaced.

i actually like it a lot---i think it looks way better than the black-colored version.

pearl jam

Pearl Gray?

i want.

Biggg Elmo!, part two

i still feel bored.

who needs sex?

LG. Life's Good.